<p>So I tried injecting de cansur into my balls to kill myself, but I still survived because they had them removed., then I tried cutting longways for results rather than sideways for attention, then I tried watching Frank's videos for 3 weeks straight (no sleep, no going to the shitter, and I was hooked to a machine that injected liqud memes into my bloodstream) but that yielded no results.
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</p><p>Am I actually a Dark Demigod with the blood and cansur of Chin Chin, or should I try other methods on ending my shitty existence?
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</p><p>I'm open to methods.
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