Dade
Chocolate Vomitor
Ubrleeg!!!
Ubrleeg!!!
Biographical info
Full name Dade
Aliases Frank's Old Friend
Bald Man
Father
Dad
Species Bald Chocolate Men
Gender Male
Born candy Planet
Relative(s)
Dr. Trill (Possible grandson)

Chin-Chin (Possible son)
Filthy Frank (Possible son)
Heinrich Himmler (possible father or father-in-law)
Evil Dade (brother)
Red Dick (possible son) The Filipino (possible son or nephew) Willy Wonka (possible creator)

Residence The Ghetto (Before 2014)

Pangea 308.62 (2014) Bald Chocolate Afterlife (2017)

Political info
Affiliation Filthy Frank
The new friends trio
Nationality Australian/Afro Hakujin

of German descent

Occupation Getting abused and forced to puke cholocate
Rank King Of The Ghetto (People think)
Characteristics
Alignment Good
Attitude Severely retarded
Abilities Chocolate saliva secretion
Chocolate magic
Miscellaneous info
First Appearance BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Latest Appearance: 7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME

Role Bald Chocolate Man
Actor/Actress Lake Markham
Quote1.png God left me unfinished! Quote2.png
--'Dade', whilst meeting The Shaman.[src]


Dade was one of the last two Bald Chocolate Men left in the universe, the other being his brother Evil Dade.

Despite his odd manner of speech, Dade was one of the useful characters on the show; his role in Francis of the Filth majorly paying credit to this fact. Dade is also speculated to be the father to the most heinous leader in the omniverse, Chin-Chin.

Dade passed away on December 22, 2014. He was recently revived for a short amount of time until he accidentally killed himself with a Fruit Snack.

Appearance

Dade is a bald male chocolate man, who typically is mostly naked, sporting nothing but a pair of black boxer briefs. Dade is fairly muscular. His facial expressions are usually confused, angry or generally abnormal. He is also fairly short.

History

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Dade's first appearance was in an odd, screeching side note where Frank argued with an Orange. Dade seemed more aggressive in this, didn't spit out any chocolate, and claimed TO BE INSIDE ONE OF HIS (Frank's) FUCKING VIDEOS before laughing to himself in demented glee.

This would be the last Dade would be seen, but Pink Guy mentions Dade in passing, asking what's for breakfast before being retarded and tripping over his own feet. 

While searching for new friends after being kicked out of his apartment Frank found Dade lying naked in an alleyway and recruited Dade into his trio of new friends alongside Black Friend and HURSHES KiSess. After the four had stormed into the apartment, complete and utter chaos ensued. Frank then realized that three autisms don't make a right, and asked his new friends to leave. Dade decided to travel to Pangea 308.62 and started a new life there with butter.

In 2014, a half-naked Dade was discovered by Safari Man in Realm 308.62, resting beside a fence. Safari Man asked Dade for his assistance in finding the two sticks of butter, a request that Dade happily obliged. They searched far and wide, navigating through many abandoned streets and dark back-alleys until they finally found two premium sticks of butter. Dade and Safari Man started messing around with the butter, amusing both of them. Though it was not caught on film, it is likely that Dade soon consumed both sticks of butter, because Dade suddenly began coughing up blood. Safari Man escorted Dade back to the apartment where the residents put him in the bathtub and treated his condition as best they could.

Dade sat in that tub for many days as Frank and his friends searched for a way to help him. After diagnosing him with liver failure, Frank went to his lab to research a cure, but found nothing. Pink Guy checked on Dade daily, to make sure he was doing okay. Finally, on Christmas Day, Dade succumbed to liver failure with Pink Guy comforting him by his side. He left one final message for Frank, smeared in chocolate on the wall, which read "LOVE U FRANK... -DADE".

His soul now peacefully resides in Realm 3, where he updates from his Twitter.

Dade returns

Dade then made a return in "7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME", where Frank attempted to get help to defeat Evil Dade, but ended up with Dade vomiting Fruit Snacks into his mouth and him returning to Earth. Dade then found out that "Him + Frank = FRUIT SNACKS", so Dade returned to Earth and killed Evil Dade by throwing a single Fruit Snack. Dade then slipped on the ground and accidentally died via a Fruit Snack, returning to the afterlife.

Abilities

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  • Chocolate Secretion - Dade, being a Bald Chocolate Man, produces a marvelous chocolate that is rich in chromosomes, and for that reason it is highly sought after for its value. He seems to have some control over this, but it also seems to come out naturally at times.

PEOPLE NEED DAT CHOCOLATE LADDIE!

Dade's favorite food, known as Welch's Fruit Snacks

  • Chocolate Magic - Although unconfirmed, it can be assumed Dade has powers similar to Evil Dade: being able to shoot "chocolate" laser beams.
  • Fruit Snacks - Having been given entrance into the Bald Chocolate Afterlife, Dade was able to use holy fruit snacks during the final fight with his brother.

Quotes

Frank introduces Dade

  • "FRITOS! AUUUGH-OW!"
  • "NOW I'M INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING VIDEO!"
  • "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
  • "WUAAAOOOOP!"
  • "GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED."
  • "AWAAAAAAAAAGH"
  • "RRRWOOOP"
  • "NAAAAAHHH!"
  • "AH GAHHH!"
  • "OOWWOPP!"
  • "WAAH!"
  • "FRUIT SNEK!"

Trivia

  • Dade has a Twitter page (similarly to Red Dick and Prometheus) where he manages to communicate normally, writing in perfectly 100% fluent English. He is an English lit. major, and he writes epic poetry and has many deep philosophical quotes.
  • Dade his own hashtag, #PrayForDade.
  • He owns a YouTube channel under the name "bald internet man" where he carries on the story of Dade (and POSSIBLY the filthy Frank lore as well), but with a few changed details. Realms are regarded as "zones" and Dade is instead known as "Dave". He regurgitates caramel instead of chocolate. In the first of his lore videos, the quote "run far far away... Before it gets into the hands of evil" is show, this is a line spoken by the peace lord Yadaran in the last video on the filthy Frank channel.

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