| Hazmat Beast | |
|---|---|
 "There's no afterlife" | |
| Biographical info | |
| Species | Human (deformed) |
| Gender | Male |
| Born | March 11, 2011 in Fukushima |
| Relative(s) | Deceased parents from New Zealand |
| Residence | Fukushima |
| Political info | |
| Affiliation | Filthy Frank |
| Nationality | Japanese |
| Rank | Drunk retard |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| First Appearance | LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 3 |
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Hazmat Beast is a minor character that first appeared in LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 3. A big guy, Hazmat Beast is aptly named after his tongue-in-cheek sense of clothing.
Hazmat seems to be one of the more rational members of the "Would you rather" crew, with his focus on logic, physics and ideological conservatism contrasting his friend's skepticism. He is a grounded atheist and seems to be well educated because he repeatedly whips Franku's ass verbally and once physically, to show who's b0ss.
Due to the fact that he's white rather than Asian, but then he has an accent from New Zealand, it is believed that his parents are from New Zealand, but then they must have died in the Fukushima nuclear disaster while giving birth to him.