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Santa's Brother
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"I let the beat drop like old people with polio!"

-Santa's Brother in DICK PAYS RENT

Biographical info
Full name Carlos "Nathan Jingle Claus" Gonzales
Aliases Moose Knuckles
Species Human
Gender Male
Born Exact date and place unknown
Relative(s) Uncle Brad (uncle)

Santa (brother) Racist Santa (brother) Saint Nicholas (possible brother) Gary the mushroom (possible relative)

Residence Frank's apartment
Political info
Affiliation Filthy Frank
Nationality Arctic
Occupation Rap superstar
Rank Self proclaimed "pusi man"

Pusi farmer

Miscellaneous info
First Appearance FILTHY FRANK CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR (ABSOLUTELY FILTHY)
Role Prostitute
Actor/Actress George "Joji" Miller
Santa's Brother is a recurring character in the Omniverse. He is a scantily clad and perverted man who wears a red attire not dissimilar to that of Santa Claus, and sports long black hair and either yellow or pink sunglasses (usually pink).

History

Santa's Brother was first seen in "FILTHY FRANK CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR (ABSOLUTELY FILTHY)", where Frank spots him robbing his room. Frank asks him who he is, and he claims to be Santa's real brother. He then claims to bring the presents to Frank when suddently Jamal enters the room. Jamal, who feels disturbed by this, pulls out a stapler. Frank claims that he can't do anything with a stapler, but, Jamal was still able to shoot Santa's Brother, leaving him dead in the apartment.

In "DICK PAYS RENT" and "LADY'S MAN", he claims that he has reportedly shot an old man and child in the kneecaps, but claims that he shot the boy in Florida so it was "ok". Whether the boy died as a result of his wound(s) or not remains unknown. In the video "I Saw Santa Claus," Frank recounts how a man dressed as Santa Claus shot him in the kneecaps. It is therefore assumed that the old man Santa's Brother claims he shot in the kneecaps is Filthy Frank himself.

The reason he's so fucked up in the head is due to a brain tumor, and/or due to being molested by his Uncle Brad. It's possible that Santa's Brother is bisexual or bicurious, as he mentioned in his song "Pussy Doe" that he sometimes all about dicks, but only on "special occasions".

His doctors say that he has Polio, but he doesn't believe anyone can catch that except old farts.

Notes

  • Santa's Brother's songs appear in Pink Guy's album under Pink Guy's name. It is possible that Pink Guy is stealing his songs.
SANTA'S BROTHER - PUSSY DOE

SANTA'S BROTHER - PUSSY DOE

  • Santa’s Brother’s balls dropped at the age of twelve, as stated in the song Dick Pays Rent