“I let the beat drop like people with polio.”
| Santa's Brother | |
|---|---|
| |
| Biographical info | |
| Full name | Carlos "Nathan Jingle Claus" Gonzales |
| Aliases | Moose Knuckles |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Born | Exact date and place unknown |
| Relative(s) | Uncle Brad (uncle)
Santa (brother) Racist Santa (brother) Saint Nicholas (possible brother) Gary the Mushroom (possible relative) |
| Residence | Frank's apartment |
| Political info | |
| Affiliation | Filthy Frank |
| Nationality | Arctic |
| Occupation | Rap superstar |
| Rank | Self proclaimed "pusi man"
Pusi farmer |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| First Appearance | FILTHY FRANK CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR (ABSOLUTELY FILTHY) |
| Role | Prostitute |
| Actor/Actress | George "Joji" Miller |
Santa's Brother is a recurring character in the Omniverse. He is a scantily clad and perverted man who wears red attire similar to that of Santa Claus, and sports long black hair and either yellow or pink sunglasses (usually pink).
History[]
Santa's Brother first appeared in "FILTHY FRANK CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR (ABSOLUTELY FILTHY)", where Frank catches him robbing his room. Frank asks who he is, and he claims to be Santa's real brother. He then says he's there to deliver presents to Frank. Suddenly, Jamal enters the room. Feeling unsettled, Jamal pulls out a stapler. Frank argues that a stapler can't do any harm, but Jamal manages to shoot Santa's Brother, leaving him dead in the apartment.
In "DICK PAYS RENT" and "LADY'S MAN", he claims that he has reportedly shot an old man and child in the kneecaps, but claims that he shot the boy in Florida so it was "ok". Whether the boy died as a result of his wound(s) or not remains unknown. In the video "I Saw Santa Claus," Frank recounts how a man dressed as Santa Claus shot him in the kneecaps. It is therefore assumed that the old man Santa's Brother claims he shot in the kneecaps is Filthy Frank himself.
The reason he's so fucked up in the head is due to a brain tumor, and/or due to being molested by his Uncle Brad. It's possible that Santa's Brother is bisexual or bicurious, as he mentioned in his song "Pussy Doe" that he sometimes all about dicks, but only on "special occasions".
His doctors say that he has Polio, but he doesn't believe anyone can catch that except old farts.
In his most recent appearance, he could be seen during the NOISE COMPLAINTS intervention, gyrating in a the shower. As everyone else was vocal about 'voting Frank off the island', Santa's Brother just pelvic thrusted away. When Frank returned with Black Friend, Dade and Hurshee's Kisses, and when mass panic broke out, Santa's Brother was the only house mate who kept his cool, spreading his legs and exposing his bulge to the ladies watching.
Notes[]
- Santa's Brother's songs appear in Pink Guy's album under Pink Guy's name. It is possible that Pink Guy is stealing his songs. This can be found in the song "Pussy Doe"
- Santa's Brother's balls dropped at the age of twelve, as stated in the song Dick Pays Rent.
Quotes[]
- "The Dark Lord is coming."
- *hand clapping*
- "Chin-Chin?"