Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell entering the mortal dimension through the gateway in Frank's toilet.
Biographical info
Full name Simon Philip Cowell
Aliases Right hand of Chin-Chin
Species Human (former)


Gender Male
Born 7. October 1959CH
Residence Hearts of 1D fans
Political info
Affiliation Evil
Nationality English
Occupation Judge (former)

Mad deity

Rank 4rth chromic rank
Abilities Being a complete asshole
Miscellaneous info
First Appearance Fucking every talent show
Role Menace to Franku
Actor/Actress Andy Monk
Simon Cowell is a music critic appearing on shows such as The X Factor, American Idol, and Britain's Got Talent. He appeared in the Filthy Frank episode "DON'T MESS WITH ONE DIRECTION ". He usually tends to view things from a very critical point of view, often disagreeing with his peers when judging competitions. He was also known to be a relatively normal person before going mad with power and making One Direction famous as part of his plan to dominate the world through shitty music. At this point, he became a malevolent entity similar to Chin Chin and gained several powers such as levitation and laser eyes, and the ability to conjure smaller versions of himself.
Simon Cowell in December 2011

Simon Cowell as he appears in his disguised form.

Simon Cowell Good Music

Simon Cowell raining destruction on the mortal dimension after leaving Frank's home

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