| The Speed Lord | |
|---|---|
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| Biographical info | |
| Species | Lycra |
| Gender | Male |
| Political info | |
| Affiliation | Filthy Frank |
| Occupation | Frank's bodyguard |
| Rank | Lycra Lord |
| Characteristics | |
| Alignment | Neutral |
| Abilities | Superhuman strength and agility |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| First Appearance | 7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME |
| Role | Frank's Summon |
| Actor/Actress | George "Joji" Miller |
You think that's all I got, little bitch?
Imma summon the Speed Lord, OH YEAH! 
-- Filthy Frank summons the Speed Lord
The Speed Lord is a green Lycra that first appears in "7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME". Sporting a pair of shades as well as lightning marks on his cheeks, he is an extremely powerful entity that can be summoned by Filthy Frank in times of need.
History[]
During the events of "7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME", Filthy Frank and Pink Guy are locked in a heated firefight with Evil Dade. After dodging one of Evil Dade's blasts, Filthy Frank threatens the villainous entity by summoning the Speed Lord, who performs an incredible display of speed. However, despite his incredulous strength, he does not anticipate the strength of Evil Dade's attacks and is felled by a single shot (much to Frank's dismay), surviving but incapacitated for the rest of the fight. He eventually recovers enough energy to stand and witness the newfound abilities of Dade, who had returned from the afterlife to assist Frank.
Abilities[]
The Speed Lord, much like his name suggests, possesses incredible speed, as well as an equally amazing strength level of 1 quintillion. Frank was confident he would be able to handle Evil Dade, though Evil Dade's own strength was enough to take out the Speed Lord in one blow. Whether this was due to low defense or potential arrogance of the Speed Lord is unknown, though the latter has possible evidence as the Speed Lord did not attempt to dodge Evil Dade's attack.
When summoned, the Speed Lord appears out of a green aura, similar to that of Frank when he left The Ricefields.
Major Battles[]
- Frank, Pink Guy, Speed Lord and Dade vs. Evil Dade (Outcome: Won due to Dade).
Trivia[]
- He is the third green-skinned Lycra, with the first two being Getter and Green C*nt.
- His battle stance is similar to the Ultraman Beam Pose.
- His theme song is an OST piece "Taiyou ni Hoero - Adventure Theme" from a highly popular (during its broadcast) Japanese Police/Detective drama . This is the same theme song used in the 100 ACCURATE LIFE HACKS episode.