|The Speed Lord|
|Abilities||Superhuman strength and agility|
|First Appearance||7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE AT HOME|
|Actor/Actress||George "Joji" Miller|
|“|| You think that's all I got little bitch?|
Imma summon the Speed Lord, OH YEAH!
|- Filthy Frank summons The Speed Lord|
Speed Lord's theme song
In the battle against Evil Dade, Filthy Frank requires assistance. So, Frank decides to call upon Speed Lord, who shows off his incredible speed. He is immediately defeated by Evil Dade. He is not dead though, as he is seen admiring the abilities of Dade when he comes back from the Afterlife.
Speed Lord possesses incredible speed and an equally amazing strength of 1000000000000000000. When summoned, Speed Lord appears out of a green aura, similar to that of Frank when he left The Ricefields. Despite his enormous strength and agility, his defense and reflexes are poor as he was easily defeated by Evil Dade by one attack.
- Frank, Pink Guy, Speed Lord and Dade vs. Evil Dade (Outcome: Won due to Dade).